Curse

Cebe · Aug 23, 2006, 10:35 AM // 10:35

That was more than 30...78 seconds ago - mantra of resolve would have worn off!
*shakes finger*

extra bacon · Aug 23, 2006, 10:37 AM // 10:37

aha! busted...

*wags finger at lord cooper*

tsk tsk

*drinks beer*

*throws a juicy beaver at beaver*

enjoy

*hic*

Cebe · Aug 23, 2006, 10:40 AM // 10:40

urm, cheers, but this looks like a used one, where did you get it?

*sniffs beaver*

extra bacon · Aug 23, 2006, 10:43 AM // 10:43

from that vending machine in the corner.
it gives out strange random stuff sometimes, not necessarily what you select.
try changing it or get a refund.

*drinks beer*

*hic*

O_o what did the beaver smell like?

Cebe · Aug 23, 2006, 10:46 AM // 10:46

half rotten fish
---

*Takes beaver back to vending machine*
*pushes beaver in coin slot*
*Irn Bru falls out*

- Bonus!!

extra bacon · Aug 23, 2006, 10:54 AM // 10:54

awesome!

*pours beer into beaver's irn bru*

hehehe

*drinks beer*

*hic*

Cebe · Aug 23, 2006, 10:57 AM // 10:57

*Throws Irn-Bru-Beer concoction over bacon*
*goes off to find Lord Cooper*

"Shhhh, I'm huntin' wammos!"

extra bacon · Aug 23, 2006, 11:02 AM // 11:02

*stifles laugh*

*whispers* he's over there!!!

*points at lord cooper at the vending machine, trying to put a coin in the slot*

*drinks beer*

*hic*

Cebe · Aug 23, 2006, 11:12 AM // 11:12

*runs over to Lord Cooper*

"you know the Vending Machine doesn't give out collectors items for warriors, don't you?"

Lord Cooper · Aug 23, 2006, 11:23 AM // 11:23

*accidently pushes vending machine over on top of beaver*

"oohhh thats gotta hurt!"

extra bacon · Aug 23, 2006, 11:46 AM // 11:46

*drinks beer*

*throws salted peanuts at lord wammo*

*hic*

Lord Cooper · Aug 23, 2006, 11:53 AM // 11:53

"two peanuts were walking down the street.. 1 was assaulted!! (a salted)"

*hides behind bar after telling such an aweful joke!*

"thanks for the peanuts bacon"

extra bacon · Aug 23, 2006, 11:59 AM // 11:59

see, wammos can't tell jokes. or good jokes anyway.

stick to what you do best - casting mending!

*drinks beer*

oh btw, that'll be 2 ectos for the peanuts, thanks.

*hic*

Lord Cooper · Aug 23, 2006, 12:04 PM // 12:04

"put them on beavers tab"

*scratches*

*snares barman and orders and another drink*

"quite in here wonder where everyone is?"

*sets fire to beavers feet just for fun*

*drinks beer*

Cebe · Aug 23, 2006, 12:07 PM // 12:07

"I'm using Flaming Kick to the Groin on Lord Cooper!"

*I put on my cloak and wizard's hat*

Lord Cooper · Aug 23, 2006, 12:13 PM // 12:13

"good job i was wearing my leggings of protection against beavers!"

*laughs at beavers hat and cloak*

*whips hat off of beavers head fills it with 2 day old custard then rams it back on beavers head*

*pokes bacon with his mighty staff*

*tells the barman that bacon is underage and shouldnt be served any more alcohol*

extra bacon · Aug 23, 2006, 12:40 PM // 12:40

cloak and wizard's hat LMAO

*dries tears from eyes*

*drinks beer*

*flips off lord wammo*

*hic*

I pwnd U · Aug 23, 2006, 01:36 PM // 13:36

*sips beer*
*throws darts at awesome*
*sees a beaver*
*hits beave with a dart*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Aug 23, 2006, 03:09 PM // 15:09

Hey Opeth, want to play darts with awesome as the dartboard?

I pwnd U · Aug 23, 2006, 04:08 PM // 16:08

*nods to opeth to play*
*sips beer*
*throws darts at awesome*